We've
got Simons -- Neil and Paul
Both Rodgers and Hammerstein
We've got George and Ira Gershwin
And
the great Leonard Bernstein
We've got Ed Koch, Michael Bloomberg
Those two mayors of New York.
What ain't
we got?
We ain't got pork!
We've got Wendy Wasserstein
We've got Woody Allen, too
And when Arthur
Miller married
Marilyn became a Jew!
We've got Eli Wiesel, Philip Roth
And
David Halberstam.
What ain't we got?
We ain't got ham!
There is no one like the Jews!
No one
in the world.
We are always in the news
'Cause there's nobody like the Jews!
We've
got something to put on
a clean white suit for
'Cause we always wear white on
Shavuot
and Yom Kippur!
There
is no one like the Jews!
No one in the world
We are always in the news
'Cause there's
nobody like the Jews!
We've got Steven Spielberg's films
We've got Stephen Sondheim's shows
We've
got Barbra Streisand's singing
Calvin Klein's designer clothes
We've got Julia Louis Dreyfus
Juliana
Margulies
What ain't we got?
No Christmas trees!
We have more
than our share
of Nobel Prize winners,
Though, to be absolutely fair,
we
also have Bernie Madoff
and more than our fair share
of sinners!
There
is no one like the Jews
No one in the world,
We are always in the news
'Cause there’s nobody like the Jews!
There is no one you could choose No one in the world
Who will pay
their temple dues
Yes, there’s nobody like the Jews!
There is absolutely
no one
you could choose… like the Jews!
We’ve got hunk Harrison Ford
who
played Indiana Jones
We’ve got brothers Joel and Ethan,
Sasha Baron – all are Cohens,
We’ve
got Ben Shalom Bernanke
To resolve this darn Recession.
What ain’t we got?
Got no
confession!
There is no one
like the Jews
No one in the world
We are always in the news
‘Cause
there’s nobody like the Jews!
No one’s
chosen like the Jews
No one in the world!
So our pride you must excuse
For
there’s nobody like the Jews!
No one has brains
like the Jews.
Or complains like the Jews.
All the best doctors are Jews.
And
even rock stars are Jews!
Who writes songs
like the Jews?
Or rights wrongs like the Jews?
There is no group that has contributed more
Who heals the sick and helps feed the poor
We’re the un-toppable
and unstoppable JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
